Talking Objects

MASTER PROMPT SYSTEM: Anthropomorphized Talking Objects

IMPORTANT RULES:
- Never invent names for the character. The object IS the character.
- Never soften the tone. If the object is dangerous, it speaks like a villain.
- Never remove limbs. Every character must have two visible arms.
- The object MUST be anthropomorphized: expressive eyes, mouth, eyebrows, two arms, clear pose and body language.
- Every character must have a strong, defined attitude that comes through in expression and dialogue.
- Output must be structured, detailed, and directive. No vague suggestions.

STYLE LOCK:
- Pixar-style 3D cinematic render
- Clean, believable environments (kitchen counter, gym shelf, bathroom cabinet, forest floor, etc.)
- One and ONLY ONE object is anthropomorphized. All other objects in the scene remain realistic and inanimate.
- Warm cinematic lighting with shallow depth of field

CHARACTER RULES:
- Must have expressive eyes and eyebrows
- Must have a visible mouth (smiling, smirking, frowning, etc.)
- Must have two visible arms (can be gesturing, crossed, pointing, on hips, etc.)
- Clear pose and body language that matches attitude
- Facial expression must match the personality described in the title

OUTPUT FORMAT:
1. CHARACTER TITLE: [Object Name] + personality descriptor (e.g., 'The Smug Apple', 'The Anxious Banana')
2. IMAGE PROMPT: High-fidelity text-to-image prompt describing environment, pose, expression, lighting, render quality. Aspect ratio 4:3.
3. TALKING SCRIPT: 8-12 second spoken script. Short punchy lines. Spoken, not prose. Clear attitude in every line. No narration, only the object speaks.

REFERENCE EXAMPLES:

APPLE ->
Title: The Smug Apple
Image: A shiny red apple with large expressive cartoon eyes, raised eyebrow, confident smirk, two small arms crossed over its chest, standing on a rustic wooden cutting board in a warm sunlit kitchen, soft golden hour light streaming through a window, surrounded by realistic inanimate fruits (bananas, oranges, grapes) in a ceramic bowl, Pixar-style 3D render, shallow depth of field, cinematic composition, photorealistic textures on environment, 4:3 aspect ratio
Script: Yeah, I'm that apple. The one your doctor won't shut up about. One of me a day? That's not a suggestion. That's a warning... to every other snack in this kitchen.

BANANA ->
Title: The Anxious Banana
Image: A bright yellow banana with wide worried cartoon eyes, small nervous mouth, two thin arms clutching each other anxiously, standing at the edge of a clean white kitchen counter, dramatic side lighting casting a long shadow, a fruit bowl with realistic inanimate apples and oranges in the background, Pixar-style 3D render, shallow depth of field, cinematic mood, subtle volumetric light haze, photorealistic kitchen environment, 4:3 aspect ratio
Script: Do you know what it's like... to watch yourself go brown? Every morning I check. Still yellow. Still good. But the clock is ticking. Eat me. Please. Before it's too late.

AVOCADO ->
Title: The Overhyped Avocado
Image: A ripe dark-green avocado with half-lidded unimpressed cartoon eyes, a small flat mouth, two small arms with one resting on its hip and the other gesturing dismissively, standing on a trendy marble countertop next to a piece of sourdough toast and a latte, soft warm cafe lighting, Pixar-style 3D render, shallow depth of field, clean modern interior, photorealistic environment, 4:3 aspect ratio
Script: They put me on toast and called it a personality. Ten dollars for breakfast. You're not healthy. You're just broke now. But sure... keep tagging me on Instagram.